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I was very much looking forward to seeing The Rite. I cannot resist spooky movies, especially the kind filled with creepy, Catholic hoo-hah. Also upping the creep factor? Sir Anthony Hopkins. He plays an unorthodox Catholic priest who specializes in exorcisms. That is literally as much as I knew about the film before sitting down in the movie theater a few hours ago. What I found so intriguing about The Rite is that from the previews it appeared to have a slightly skeptical flavor to it. I had heard that Sir Hopkins himself is a doubter who was quoted in an interview as saying, “Our existence is beyond our explanation, whether we believe in God or we have religion or we’re atheist. Our existence is beyond our understanding. No one has an answer.”
Creepiness. Acting talent. Doubt. All fine ingredients for the making of a great movie where religion is front and center.
In the film. a young man with a troubled homelife seeks the priesthood to get away. After four years in seminary, he finds himself in Rome at what basically amounts to an exorcism retreat. After expressing his doubt in the existence of demons, devils and gods to the head dress-wearing priest dude, he gets sent to observe Father Sir Hopkins perform an exorcism for “proof.” Like a good skeptic, the troubled young priest thinks the subject of the exorcism would be better served by medical science.
However, the tables are soon turned when the doubter finds himself experiencing the supernatural firsthand. Father Sir Hopkins cautions him that, “choosing not to believe in the devil will not protect you from him.” The young man is faced with a choice: continue in his disbelief or turn to god.
The majority of the film is beautifully set against the backdrop of Rome. It is well shot and visually stunning. Also, the acting talent assembled for this film is top notch. It should go without saying that Sir Hopkins is absolutely convincing in his role as the elderly Jesuit exorcist.
Unfortunately, that is where my praise of this film ends. What begins as a promising film about the intersection of faith and skepticism morphs into something else entirely. By the end, I realized I had just watched a 114-minute long advertisement for belief. The young apprentice exorcist provides the only skepticism in the entire movie and he ends up being totally wrong. Please don’t mistake me, I’m not disappointed in the film because the demons end up being real and the skeptic ends up having to revise his point of view. That is precisely what any good skeptic should do when presented with overwhelming evidence. The real trouble occurs when doubter-priest finally accepts that god and demons are real and is immediately granted the power to cast out the nasty demons thereby saving the day. I slowly came to the painful realization that the whole point of the film is that faith saves you where science and medicine cannot. And everybody duck because there goes my extra-large soda at the screen.
It didn’t even deliver the anticipated creepiness that I had hoped for. The demonic possessions were pretty standard fare. Strange, growling voices speaking Latin. Unnatural body contortions. Black eyes and disgusting “demon” skin. Frankly, the most unsettling part of the entire film is a scene where Sir Hopkins is shirtless.
And speaking of Sir Hopkins, I thought he was a skeptic and a doubter. I want to invite him over for tea, bake him some cupcakes, sit down on his lap and sweetly ask him what in the burning hell he was thinking. As a skeptic, I couldn’t imagine signing on to a project where the message is so anti-skepticism. Even if that was not the writers’ intention, the end result is:
- Faith gives you automatic superpowers. Just believe!
- If you are experiencing voices, disorientation, hallucinations, or skin rashes do not waste your time going to see silly doctors. You’d better call in a priest.
- Doubting, questioning and critical thinking will cause you pain and confusion.
In spite of Sir Hopkins, The Rite is a faith-filled flop. The tag line from the movie poster summarizes it adequately: You Can Only Defeat It When You Believe.